Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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