We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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