someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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