Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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