So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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