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i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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