yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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