Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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