should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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