You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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