shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
the liver wants what the liver wants
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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