i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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