i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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