Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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