break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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