Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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