No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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