That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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