sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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