im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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