so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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