butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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