dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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