Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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