But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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