Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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