Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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