just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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