it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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