I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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