I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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