real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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