i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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