YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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