Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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