someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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