**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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