Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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