Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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