Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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