We won't sleep together?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
How does it feel to date your dad?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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