i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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