We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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