im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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