Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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