I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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