I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Let's get the cat blown out
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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