i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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