I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
tell me about the eggs
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