Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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