Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Help. Why am I so naked?
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