Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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