party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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