I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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