I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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