all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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