to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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